GodSlash - Slashfic that's Holier Than Thou
Oct. 28th, 2005
08:47 pm - New Name ! ! !
Ok... I decided "GodSlash" was a much better name.
It would cost $15 to change the name, and there have been links posted already...
So I created a duplicate community: godslash, found here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/go
Joinup page: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.b
Please... Come on over.
Oct. 27th, 2005
01:42 pm - ...the first small beginnings...
Sample quotes... Gathered from early enthusiasts...
Jesus reached down between Paul's glistning thighs. Beads of sweat clung to the thick dark hair on the Messiah's arms, refracting the dim lamplight of the tent and wreathing him in a soft difuse glow, a glow that spoke of the heavenly pleasures of the impending holy handjob.
as well as
The Buddah leaned back against the trunk of a large tree as Jesus' mouth slowly slid down the length of Buddah's most Enlightened Rod.
"Why are you stopping?" Buddah asked, the light breeze of the afternoon cooling his cock most uncomfortably.
"I'm savoring it." Said Jesus "You know what they say right? After you eat Chinese, you're hungry again an hour latter."
(Yeah... He knows Buddah wasn't originally Chinese... But it makes the story better.)
"Slowly, slowly" Buddha said softly, down on his hands and knees, his face to the soft green grass as Jesus ran his tongue in tight circles over the Enlightened One's asshole...
03:15 am - And so it begins...
Ok... Time for the ultimate experiment in tolerance meets freedom of speech.
The idea isn't to ridicule any particular faith, religion, or religious figure... Although I'm sure it will happen. The idea isn't to bring rabid, angry religious fanatics out of the wood-work, frothing at the keyboard and spewing invective and biblical quotes in equal measure... Although I'm sure it will happen. The idea is simply to comingle the two most popular literary features of all time... Religion and sex.
The idea came to me when I made a comment about Anne Rice's new project. Evidently, she's found (or re-found) Jesus, and has said she will, from now on, only write for the Lord. A dear friend of mine said she loved Anne Rice's writing and storytelling style, and would read the new book, no matter what it was about. I replied, in part:
If the indication was that she was writing something serious and scholarly about the early life of Christ, sure... I'd give it it's due. But, at the end of the day, the work she seems to indicate she's writing here amounts to no more or less than a Jesus fan-fic.
It was literally only a few minutes from conception to a slightly pre-mature delivery.
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Let's see what happens.